Partying/drinking habits

1. The thought taking shots of “snaps” without singing has never occurred to you.
2. It doesn’t matter if it’s “snaps” or not, you love singing “snapsvisor” while drinking any kind of alcohol.
3. You take a sip of Strongbow, frown, and state that there's nooo way that the yellow sludge they call cider really is cider.
4. You think it’s normal to see a group of guys come into a bar and then all queue up and buy their own drink.
5. You generally consider the pre-party better than the night out in a club that follows.
6. You quickly round up all the cans and bottles from last night’s party and curse all the ones who bought non recycle cans, then go to the closest shop and treat yourself to dinner.
7. You can’t for the life of you understand why there’s no handles on the paper bags you get in the liquor store.
8. You think going to the pub for a drink is a waste of time if you're not going to get drunk.
9. You wake up after a hard nights party only to experience the nationally known feeling of "Ågren".
10. You notice that “Systembolaget” is closed and the most alcoholic beverage you can find to drink is 3.5 % beer from the supermarket, and even if you know it’s a shame, you buy it.
11. You do, to some extent, consider cider being a children’s soft drink.
12. If you drink during the week you are considered an alcoholic, but if you don’t party hardcore during the weekend you are considered weird.
13. You consider cannabis more dangerous than alcohol.
14. You feel proud when someone orders “Kopparbergs Cider” in a pub abroad even if you consider Swedish people (especially guys) being very girly if they order it in a pub in Sweden.
15. You claim to Non-Swedes that you only drink “Absolut Vodka”. Liar.
16. When you ring up the hostess of a party to find out who is going and what will be happening - just in case there is someone there you don't know or even worse the hostess has invited friends AND family.
17. Everyone knows that going to a party at a friend’s house means BYOD (bring your own drinks).

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